| Captains Log 8 |
[May. 16th, 2006|11:27 am] |
Well crew its been a long time since last I made an entry. What to say. I found myself a woman, me and she are going out and I couldn't be happier if there was a M.A.S.H marathon on t.v. today. She is all I ever wanted in a girl, she's got a good sense of humor and a great laugh/smile, she is smart, and she is positivly, stunningly, beautiful. I feel like the luckiest Robot Pirate in the hole of the universe. |
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| captains log #7 |
[Apr. 10th, 2005|04:17 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  convalescant | ] |
| [ | music |
| | all your base are belong to us | ] |
I had you bastards goin' for a second didnt I.
Well i went to cory's show last night, it was good, probly coulda used one more week to practice, or they coulda taken tens on their perform(rock) checks like i told them to, yeah it takes a minute longer but god it makes a differance.
on the same note. i'm now possitive cory is a level 11 Bard/level 1 monk/level 1 contempative, which would explain the healing spells?
still trying to contact jen, all efforts prove fruitless, i fear the snakes her ancestors drove off the emerald aisle finally came for her, which means, evoy and i are next on their list, evoy doesn't stand a chance, but i think i can take a few million snakes, bare handed...........and missing a shoe.
i still hate hippies and computers.
captain out.
I RULE YOU! |
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| last transmission |
[Mar. 28th, 2005|02:16 am] |
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i have docked at myspace as crash! holler at me. |
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| captains log 7 |
[Feb. 24th, 2005|10:11 am] |
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Praise be to allah, its my damn birthday. |
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| captains log 6 |
[Feb. 23rd, 2005|03:08 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  taco's? | ] |
| [ | music |
| | mindless self indulgence-1989 | ] |
cory next time you go to the city, fuckin call me man. |
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| captains log 5 |
[Feb. 21st, 2005|10:23 pm] |
| [ | music |
| | mindless self indulgence - Golden I | ] |
i am wallet screwed.
i was supposed to go to a strip club with a young lass, sunk.
i was supposed to go to the danzig show tonight with another young lass, sunk.
i have terrible luck with you damn flesh sacks.
havent had whisky in days fear death will come soon.
still having trouble reachin' certain people "cough" jen "cough'.........apostrophy? |
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| Captains log 4 |
[Feb. 13th, 2005|06:41 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  Omni-portent | ] |
| [ | music |
| | The Blue Meanies-pave the world | ] |
Partied all weekend, it was jawesome, all i know is i love the fuckin city, just not driving in it because no one in the city knows the subtle nuances of driving on the same stretch of road as me. oh well.
Ate a child(think what you like...........perverts!)
http://www.srn.it/animevideo/images/streetsharks.JPG
that link shows the meaning of the word JAWESOME!!! |
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| captains log #3 |
[Feb. 11th, 2005|01:11 am] |
| [ | mood |
| | Omni-potent | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Richard Cheese and lounge against the machine-The sickness | ] |
it pisses me off when people's answering muchines pick up instead of the person i intend on talking to.............Jenny..,.......comma?
Ship crashed into the pick me up cafe, best lawsuit ever...
ran out of booze funds, must whore self out for cash..........johnny cash.... yes thats right bitch. |
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| Captains log 2 |
[Feb. 7th, 2005|12:59 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  horny | ] |
| [ | music |
| | The Mars Volta - Inertiatic E.S.P. | ] |
Well back to class again, school, that is to say JuCo (Junior College) isn't all bad, i just talked to a friend of mine i haven't seen in over half a year, he still looks like a damn hippie, and he should, because he's a stoner.
I've graduated from Beer, skipped a year and went straight to whiskey, it tastes like nail polish remover, but lord help me i love it. I had it during the Super Bowl, and it actually made that boring piece of crap watchable. All I know is that paul mcartny deserves to die, on another note, why the hell is he a knight, a defender of the english realm, "uh-oh dirty frenchies are invading england, what to do, call Sir Paul Mcartny, He'll beat them by making them listen to the golden oldies. I still saw Janets titty though(probly the whisky).
Bye the Bye I dont know the correct spelling of Mcartnies name. |
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| captains log entry 1 |
[Feb. 4th, 2005|09:02 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  pissed off | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Danzig - Mother | ] |
First entry, wow, what to write, uh........ Whats the differance between a white guy and a large cheese pizza?.............give up? a large cheese pizza wont steal your land and call it manifest destiny!
but anyways, i've put into the works a writing concerning my views on elves and dwarves and the roles they play in d&d (basically bitch and badass, in that order).I hope wizards of the coast will turn it into a real supplement, it would conferm that of-coarse i'm right, and that more than 10 people believe my gospel to be true. Soon every dork from san fran to timbucktu will know of the weakness of elves and pure superiority of dwarves, because dwarves are'nt filthy meatbags. to find out what they are, buy my book, only $29.95.
Today i realized i'm the king of the road, people couldnt get outa my way faster even if i had sirens on my truck, other people just shouldn't drive while i do, theyre ugly cars or suv's offend my sight, leading me to steal theyre gas when they park someplace.
other people piss me off.(not everyone, just dumbasses and hippies)
i've been slowly but surely getting back in touch with friends of mine from high school, most of them didn't tell me to sod off, which was a big suprise, i was a real ass during high school.
wow i lead a boring life, i'd end myself if i didn't kick as much ass as i do, i kick roughly the same amount of ass as james bond gets.(if ya know what i mean de-da-le-da-lee dangly bits)i also tend to think the world will end when i die, and i dont want to deprive any of you 70 more long and miserable years.
I RULE YOU! |
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